How J. Lo’s Ass Changed the World

I’m about to take off for an extended weekend in Portland, OR (Powell’s Books!), and I don’t know that I’ll be posting much. But I can’t leave without sharing what is arguably the greatest article I’ve read in recent memory up on Huffington Post.

How J. Lo’s Ass Changed the World

This is gold:

I truly believe Jennifer Lopez’s greatest contribution to this world will be the way she embraced and flaunted her phat ass. I am dead serious about that and I say it with the utmost admiration and reverence.

And how about this?

Black and Latino people always appreciated a healthy badonk but before J. Lo, white folks weren’t trying to get ass implants. Before J. Lo, mainstream media was not giving props to the junk in anyone’s trunk. Before J. Lo, there were not Eye Candy chicks making a living off their (faux) asses. Before J. Lo companies were not selling butt pads in one-stop booty shops.

I agree with pretty much everything in the article. I don’t know how much talent she has left in the tank, but for her contributions to society per this article I think J-Lo needs to have her . . . face . . . carved into a mountain somewhere.

5 thoughts on “How J. Lo’s Ass Changed the World

  1. Chris

    >Our main reason for being here is for Julia to score some fabric for her design business. So we are taking the opportunity for a little vacation. Email me your number and if we can make something happen, we will!


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