Want a Wife That’s Never Been Married?

Saw (ahem, stole) this gem of a business card that was shoved into the corner of one of those advertisement sign things at a restroom I stopped in yesterday:

I thought it was equal parts amusing and equal parts disturbing. Clearly the euphemism here is “a wife that’s never been married” = “a wife that’s never had sex with another man.”

I wonder what this dude’s angle is; probably gets money for ads on this website. I don’t know, I didn’t look at the link. I thought about blocking out some of the details before I posted it, but figured screw it since it was in a public place in the first place.



6 thoughts on “Want a Wife That’s Never Been Married?”

  1. The site looks like it’s a referral agency for those companies that find destitute women in Cambodia or somesuch who will happily identify themselves as Christian or whatever else to escape the squalor they live in.

  2. I didn’t think of that. I thought it just meant not a divorcee. It’s all so dispiriting, isn’t it? Probably twelve year old girls stolen.

    1. Yeah, that’s really something, isn’t it? As a borderline luddite, I feel I should lament the golden days of ordering up a bride out of the back of a magazine. But . . . I just can’t go there, even in sarcasm.

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