Saw (ahem, stole) this gem of a business card that was shoved into the corner of one of those advertisement sign things at a restroom I stopped in yesterday:
I thought it was equal parts amusing and equal parts disturbing. Clearly the euphemism here is “a wife that’s never been married” = “a wife that’s never had sex with another man.”
I wonder what this dude’s angle is; probably gets money for ads on this website. I don’t know, I didn’t look at the link. I thought about blocking out some of the details before I posted it, but figured screw it since it was in a public place in the first place.